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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:14
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
MLB Power Rankings as Juan Soto's Mets Plummet While Rays and Cardinals Surge - Bleacher Report
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
‘How To Train Your Dragon’ Flying In With $200M+ Worldwide Bow – International Box Office - Deadline
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Gotham TV Awards: ‘Adolescence,’ ‘The Pitt’ & ‘The Studio’ Among Big Winners - Deadline
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Google’s Gemini AI will summarize PDFs for you when you open them - The Verge
share office space ...
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Adventure Calls from the Lost City of Un’Goro, Hearthstone’s Next Expansion - Blizzard Entertainment
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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